Ready My New Porn Script: "Holly's Convertible"

As most of you know, I am a former porn star. Although I no longer star in porn movies, I still work behind the scenes, mostly as a script writer.

Let's face it. Most porn movies have scripts that suck green donkey dicks. I, however, write scripts with exciting plots and subplots that twist and turn. If you don't believe me, read my new script. It's called, Holly's Convertible.

Holly: (Standing outside of Rory's apartment. Knocks on the door.)

Rory: (Opens the door.)

Holly: Hi. I'm Holly. Your new neighbor from across the hall.

Rory: Come in Holly. I'm Rory.

(Holly enters Rory's apartment and Rory shuts the door behind her.)

Rory: I saw you driving around in your convertible earlier today. You look sexy in your convertible. I read in Jizzmo that women who drive convertibles love to fuck.

Holly: I'm no exception to that rule.

Rory: Nice.

Holly: Lorenzo posted a blog yesterday that said men who read Jizzmo love to fuck.

Rory: That's certainly true in my case.

Holly: Lorenzo also said that people who love to fuck should fuck other people who love to fuck.

Rory: Lorenzo is right.

Holly: Lorenzo is always right.

(Holly and Rory kiss, undress, and improvise a long, hot sex scene.)

Rory: That was good.

Holly: We should post a comment on Lorenzo's blog.