Dearest Most Compassionate Lorenzo

"Dearest Most Compassionate Lorenzo" is a weekly advice column that appears in the Gooseberry Gazette. Today, Lorenzo has advice for a young couple considering divorce.

Dearest Most Compassionate Lorenzo,

You are the most compassionate person in the history of compassion. We have a problem that only you, with your infinite compassion, can solve for us. We have been married five years and are considering divorce.

We love each other very much, but we don't feel that we are "in love" anymore. We still get along very well and we are very good friends. But we agree that something is missing and we don't know what it is.

We never argue. We have our disagreements, but we always resolve them easily and in a peaceful manner. But we don't always see eye to eye and this concerns us.

We trust each other. We respect each other. We get along very well most of the time. We rarely get angry at each other, and when we do, it only lasts a few minutes. But, we get angry at each another nonetheless.

After five years of marriage, we've lost that spark.  

What should we do? Should we get divorced? Should we get marriage counseling? Should we have a trial separation? Should we stay together?

Since we trust you, Lorenzo, we will do what you suggest.

Sincerely,
Uncertain Couple 

Dear Uncertain Couple,
Get a divorce.