Possible Career Options for the Pope

Now that we know that Pope Benedict XVI will resign, we can't help but wonder what he will do next. Now P-Ben, as he is called on the streets, may say that he's stepping down because of his age, but I don't buy that. I'm sure he has a plan, which includes moving onto bigger and better things. 

• Fox News commentator. 
• Conservative radio host.
• Chick-fil-A manager.
• Hobby Lobby Manager.
• Wal-Mart greeter.
• Delivery guy for Papa John's.
• Assistant pastor of the Wesboro Baptist Church. 
• Contestant on the next Celebrity Apprentice. (The Donald to the Pope: "You're fired!")
• Celebrity guest on an upcoming new version of Hollywood Squares. ("The pope is sitting in the secret square!")
• QVC Host
• Hand model.
• Taco Bell employee.
• Air traffic controller.
• Eminem's manager.
• Judge on Germany's Got Talent.
• Marketing director for the new MySpace.
• Talent agent.
• Secret agent.
• Travel agent.
• Insurance agent.
• That guy at the car dealership who always tries to get you to buy an extended service plan.

You see. The possibilities are endless. A former pope is qualified to do just about anything.