The Hostess Porn Company Goes Belly Up (Top Stories of 2012 in Review)

One of the saddest news stories of 2012 was, of course, the demise of the Hostess Porn Company. As the Chief of Public Relations of the Guild of Adult Film Actors (GAFA), I must express my anger toward those who tried to blame the union for the downfall of the Hostess Porn Company (HPC). The brass at HPC wanted their actors to work harder and longer for fewer wages and perks, while at the same time, voted to increase the salaries of their executives. And everybody knows they went through CEOs the way Jeremy Lustleather goes through condoms. 

People are asking if the most popular films of HPC's catalog will still be available. As you know,  HPC was one porn company that ran the gamut of adult entertainment genres. Their videos for gay men included such porn classics as Fruit Pies and Twinks, which of course, featured a 19-year-old Lorenzo Dunning. I was nominated for GayVN Award for my role as Rodeo Boy, but I lost to a guy who is now in prison. Ha!

Mainstream porn movies for heterosexual men released by HPC included D-Cup Cakes and Ho-Hos. But the company experienced their biggest controversy in 1985 when they released a series of so-called "she-male" porn videos, the most successful of which was Dee's Dong.

Other adult film companies have made offers to buy HPC's assets, although I doubt anyone would want to buy the casting couch. It smells like...oh, never mind.