Haiku Tuesday: The White Trash Edition

mullets in the breeze

she squats on her skinny knees

and sucks his slim jim

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mobile home meth lab

"art" from the fam'ly dollar

hanging on the wall

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she blows his monkey

he blows his nose on his shirt

the meth lab blows up

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gay white trash happens

effeminate rednecks sing

songs of wynonna