Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Haiku Tuesday: The White Trash Edition

mullets in the breeze
she squats on her skinny knees
and sucks his slim jim

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mobile home meth lab
"art" from the fam'ly dollar
hanging on the wall
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she blows his monkey
he blows his nose on his shirt
the meth lab blows up

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gay white trash happens
effeminate rednecks sing
songs of wynonna




Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Haiku Tuesday: The Monkey Edition

this, a true story
her monkey burned her house down
lighting cigarettes

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monkeying around
wally took my monkey wrench
it's in his toolbox

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you pleased my monkey
my chimp reciprocated
oh...oh...oh...oh...oh